Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Here are the answers to what I’m asked as people get to know me, so for any who want to know personal things about the old guy that writes this crazy stuff, here is a few extra facts.


Do you really have 9 children?

Ever hear of a show called “The Brady Bunch”? It goes something like this; there was a fellow with 5 boys and a wife that thought life would be better with someone else. There was this lady with 4 boys all younger than the 5 who knew the fellow. Now when they met they couldn’t stand each other. Somehow they fell in love and the group now forms a family.


All boys!?

Yes, you (usually heard but for this) read correctly, all boys.


He’s the baby?

Yes, he is the youngest. Yes, he is the biggest, 6′ 5″ and still growing. Soon we’ll be able to spray Endust in his hair and he’ll clean the ceilings as he walks around the house.

Your mother lives with you too?

Yes, and yes she still bosses at me, everyone enjoys watching this little women put me in my place. (Love you, Mom)


If you’ve got the sense reading my posts this guy is crazy, now you know why? The old saying, insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids!